Catalogue of things the two crazy people in the alleyway behind my apartment yell at each other while I'm trying to sleep:

"This country has given EVERYTHING to you, and you dare disrespect it?!"

"I'm gonna light you on fire!"

"I've been fucked by the best, and that's why you're angry at me! That's jealousy! That's what Paul Newman said!"
"Fuck Paul Newman!"

They're out there every night. I've got half a mind to sick the police on them to shut them up. To be updated as more random things get shouted in the night.