:)

I love you, downstairs neighbors.
I love the shitty god damn music you play at all hours of the day.
I love how when you speak/yell at each other it sounds like you're actually IN my apartment.
But most of all, I love listening to you vomit in your bathroom at two in the morning on a Wednesday after a heavy night of drinking.

That's why I'm cranking my guitar amp to eleven and blasting you with the heaviest death metal licks I know.
Have a nice day.