I was going to go on a big, sardonic rant on this little piece.
I was going to point out the incredible wealth of ironic, sometimes offensive little statements.
I was going to ridicule this into dust.
But I think everything I have to say is self-evident.
This is the description for a Facebook group created by one of the girls I went to high school with. It is entitled "Skyline Girls are hotter than Olympus Girls" (sic).
As a point of clarification, though, "the Rock" is this painted, football sized rock that gets passed around between Skyline and Olympus every year. The ownership of the Rock is determined by a football game in the fall. Apparently if was sent down by a bolt of lightning during a thunderstorm and found by the two schools' football coaches while summiting the peak of a mountain or some dumb shit like that.
Enjoy.
"This group is a tribute to feud that has gone on for years between the two neighboring/rival schools of the Skyline Eagles and Olympus Titans......beautiful girls. When it comes down to it, Skyline women are the reason the eagles have topped Mt. Olympus and beyond in every area. Obviously, the football team couldn't have taken state so many years in a row and defended/stolen the controversial ROCK from Olympus without the (leadership of Coach Dupaix and Marshall) but mainly the motivation of the gorgeous skyline girls who would only date them if they did so.... That is the reason Olympus never won, their girls just weren't cute enough so the lack of motivation and determination was at a high point...Lady Eagles are just THAT HOT and WORTH IT! Girls from Skyline can go without makeup and still look BEAUTIFUL, let alone.. play sports and totally eat alive other teams in a non-cat fight, professional fashion. Unlike Lady Titans, Skyline women don't need orange makeup, fake eyelashes, or bleached blonde hair to set herself apart from the rest. Skyline women are naturally pretty, down-to-earth (even though they have a lot of money), FUN, and every man's fantasy!!!!!! Most boys from Olympus would rather date a Skyline girl, Not only because she is smokin' but they just want to have some part in the Skyline Tradition of Excellence, AND Skyline men know they are lucky to have us. Let's face it, The Lady Eagles have got men suicidal everywhere....and that's what makes us the sexiest girls alive and therefore........ hotter than Olympus girls!"
I was going to point out the incredible wealth of ironic, sometimes offensive little statements.
I was going to ridicule this into dust.
But I think everything I have to say is self-evident.
This is the description for a Facebook group created by one of the girls I went to high school with. It is entitled "Skyline Girls are hotter than Olympus Girls" (sic).
As a point of clarification, though, "the Rock" is this painted, football sized rock that gets passed around between Skyline and Olympus every year. The ownership of the Rock is determined by a football game in the fall. Apparently if was sent down by a bolt of lightning during a thunderstorm and found by the two schools' football coaches while summiting the peak of a mountain or some dumb shit like that.
Enjoy.
"This group is a tribute to feud that has gone on for years between the two neighboring/rival schools of the Skyline Eagles and Olympus Titans......beautiful girls. When it comes down to it, Skyline women are the reason the eagles have topped Mt. Olympus and beyond in every area. Obviously, the football team couldn't have taken state so many years in a row and defended/stolen the controversial ROCK from Olympus without the (leadership of Coach Dupaix and Marshall) but mainly the motivation of the gorgeous skyline girls who would only date them if they did so.... That is the reason Olympus never won, their girls just weren't cute enough so the lack of motivation and determination was at a high point...Lady Eagles are just THAT HOT and WORTH IT! Girls from Skyline can go without makeup and still look BEAUTIFUL, let alone.. play sports and totally eat alive other teams in a non-cat fight, professional fashion. Unlike Lady Titans, Skyline women don't need orange makeup, fake eyelashes, or bleached blonde hair to set herself apart from the rest. Skyline women are naturally pretty, down-to-earth (even though they have a lot of money), FUN, and every man's fantasy!!!!!! Most boys from Olympus would rather date a Skyline girl, Not only because she is smokin' but they just want to have some part in the Skyline Tradition of Excellence, AND Skyline men know they are lucky to have us. Let's face it, The Lady Eagles have got men suicidal everywhere....and that's what makes us the sexiest girls alive and therefore........ hotter than Olympus girls!"
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